Friday The 13th: Trailer

October 22nd, 2008 | Posted by Joy Hogger in News - (2 Comments)

fridaythe13thew1 Friday The 13th: Trailer
Friday the 13th remake!?! GENIUS! In fact, just recently I was watching “House of Wax” and I was thinking “Man, this is SOOOOO good, if only they could just add this level of class to all those old horror movies!”.

God forbid these people learn a thing or two from “The Descent” or “The Strangers.”
SOOO good

Religulous: Review

October 9th, 2008 | Posted by Jeremy Holt in Film - (0 Comments)

religulous Religulous: Review
Lionsgate
Now playing in cinemas nationwide

Bill Maher has decided to take on religion, this time on the big screen. Directed by Larry Charles (of “Borat”), the movie takes us to places like Jerusalem, Rome, Amsterdam, Kentucky, and Florida where Maher questions religious fanatics on their devotion to the almighty “space god.”

Maher sticks to Christianity, Judaism, and Islam – and he also sticks to the crazies. It’s certainly a more light-hearted look at these religions’ extremists than say, “Jesus Camp.” I chuckled along with Maher at the Creation Museum in Kentucky where curators made a point to show visitors that Dinosaurs and humans in fact co-existed. Or when Maher hugged an ex-gay and asked him if he got a hard on. I agreed that an air-powered elevator for Jewish folks on the sabbath was a bit much considering that electricity did not exist when the holy book was written. And when Jesus (or the guy that played Jesus at Orlando’s ‘Holy Land Experience’) told Maher that because he does not recognize Jesus as his savior he has a hole in his heart that he will ultimately fill with drugs, sex, and alcohol, I concurred with Maher that that was an awful judgmental statement for an all forgiving God.

And while I love a good laugh at any evangelical’s expense, Maher overwhelmingly spoke to the extreme end of each religion’s spectrum. He spoke with only two or three moderates. Of course extreme anything is dangerous, but what’s wrong with people who keep their religion to themselves?

Well, Maher attempts to answer this in the last five minutes of the film. His conclusion being that observing Christians, Jews, or Muslims adds numbers to the overall population which gives extremist leaders justification to continue hating, fighting, and bombing all in the name of God. That’s a rather grand conclusion that ends up coming off almost as extreme as the religious figureheads he set out to shed doubt on.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop: Trailer

October 3rd, 2008 | Posted by JP in News - (0 Comments)

mallcop Paul Blart: Mall Cop: Trailer
Kevin James always makes me snicker.  And come January, we will want for nothing more than to indulge in mindless comedies.
Looking forward to it…

Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist

September 30th, 2008 | Posted by Jeremy Holt in Film - (1 Comments)

nnip Nick & Norahs Infinite Playlist
Columbia Pictures
In cinemas on Friday, 3 October

“Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist” starring Michael Cera and Katy Dennings (as Nick and Norah, respectively) is a cute teen flick sure to resonate with the under 25, East Village crowd. The movie begins with Nick completing his twelfth break-up mix tape for his ex, Tris, a Miley Cyrus doppleganger. Norah, the daughter of a famous music producer, goes to private school with Tris and has been intercepting Nick’s mixes unbeknownst to him, convinced they are musical soul mates.

The story unfolds over one, long night, in which Nick and Norah are thrust together in search of Norah’s drunken, missing best friend, Caroline (played by Ari Graynor), and their favorite band “Where’s Fluffy”‘s mystery concert location. The movie’s creators attempt to give it some street-cred and LES authenticity, by having scenes take place in spots like Baby Fat, Vaselka and Union Pool, peppered with shots of Astor Place, Katz’s Diner, St. Marks, and Gray’s Papaya. For someone who’s frequented those spots, but never all in one night, it comes off as a little forced.

Dennings does well coming off as a “real” girl – with strong opinions, and discrete insecurities – without appearing too cliché or overly dramatic (eye rolling and hair flipping is saved for the character of Tris). Cera is as charming as ever. His soft-spoken, overly self-conscious lines are delivered at just the right moment. While the movie may not prove representative of the crowd it tries so desperately to give a voice to, it at least evokes fond memories of the sensitive guys or gals we wished we dated in high school and for 90 minutes let’s us live vicariously – and it feels pretty okay.

Choke: Review

September 23rd, 2008 | Posted by Jeremy Holt in Film - (0 Comments)

choke Choke: Review
Fox Searchlight Pictures
In cinemas on 26 September

“Choke,” is, for starters, no “FIGHT CLUB.” Yes, Fox Searchlight with thanks to their marketing tag “From the author of ‘Fight Club’” on the movie poster will bring in more ticket sales than dependence on Chuck Palahniuk’s fanbase alone. But having “Fight Club” in a font identical to the actual movie title, same size and all, will also give raise audience expectations way too high. Or at least mine were too high.

The movie is pretty okay, and I recommend erasing the glory of “Fight Club” from your mind before seeing it if you want to enjoy it. Also maybe the book (apparently several key scenes and killer lines were left on the cutting room floor). And it’s only okay because colonial theme parks are always funny, Sam Rockwell is a fantastic actor, and Anjelica Huston can do no wrong.

“Choke,” adapted from Chuck Palahniuk’s novel of the same name, has a plot only Palahniuk could dream up. The movie revolves around Victor (Rockwell), a thirty something dude who, in order to pay his mother’s (Anjelica Huston) hospital bills, works at a colonial theme park and fakes choking in public so he can collect checks from the people who give him the Heimlich. He’s also a sex addict, a result of big-time mommy issues. (more…)

Revolutionary Road: Trailer

September 22nd, 2008 | Posted by Joy Hogger in News - (0 Comments)

kate leo Revolutionary Road: Trailer
Kate and Leo doomed to be depressed again.
tragic

Bolt: Clip for Your Pleasure

September 22nd, 2008 | Posted by Joy Hogger in News - (0 Comments)

bolt Bolt: Clip for Your Pleasure
I can’t wait, y’all.  Like, seriously.

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