A “Brave” New Princess

September 12th, 2012 | Posted by Karen in Film | Pop Culture - (0 Comments)

 

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Cinderella is virtuous and gentle. Snow White is as pure as the driven snow. Belle has brains and beauty. With each movie, the Disney princesses are getting sassier and ballsier and Irish princess, Merida, of Disney’s Brave is that new sort of princess. Similar to Mulan with her warrior spirit, Merida is quite handy with a sword and deadly accurate with a bow and arrow. Unlike Mulan, who honored and upheld family tradition, this sassy Scottish lass of flaming red curls rebels against anything that contradicts her fiery indepenence and freedom.

She is … your typical teenager (albeit, without the medieval weaponry efficiency).

And like many teenagers, Princess Fireball wants to be the mistress of her own fate rather than her overbearing queen-mother. But be beary careful what you wish for lassy, you just might get it.

 

 

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This pussy ...cat is ready

 

And,  yet, ‘Magic Mike’ is still more tame than what your boyfriend watches while you’re at work.

 

 

Brown’s New Book Out In Sept.

April 21st, 2009 | Posted by James K in Books | News - (0 Comments)

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Dan Brown has finally delivered the long-awaited follow-up to his global smash “The Da Vinci Code.” It’s called “The Lost Symbol” and will be published Sept. 15 by Doubleday. First print run: five million copies. “The Lost Symbol,” which was originally scheduled for a 2005 delivery, will again feature Robert Langdon, the protagonist of “The Da Vinci Code,” which sold 81 million copies. The new novel takes place over the course of 12 hours and follows “Robert Langdon through a masterful and unexpected new landscape.” Brown, on his Web site, danbrown.com, said the work had Langdon “embroiled in a mystery on U.S. soil” and “explores the hidden history of our nation’s capital.” He also says that it is “set deep within the oldest fraternity in history,” the Masons.

A Movie About Obama and Stuff

April 14th, 2009 | Posted by Joy Hogger in Film | News - (0 Comments)

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Sorry Regular TV, HBO has the rights to this one. Variety reports that the cable network has already optioned the rights to “Game Change” an “in-the-works” book by Mark Halperin. Charles Leavitt (Blood Diamond) is already attached to direct.

In a couple of years I’m sure it will be fun to relive the worst economic crisis in recent history. Thanks HBO!

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Concept art for the completed Devastator has been discovered! Yay! The new transformers character is made out of 7 different construction vehicles, 100% made in America! I’m not sure how the 7 vehicles will actually come together (although I have some ideas) but it sure will be a pleasure seeing tax payer dollars hard at work.

Coraline: Review

February 4th, 2009 | Posted by Jeremy Holt in Film - (0 Comments)

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Focus Features
In cinemas on 6 February

Fans of “The Nightmare Before Christmas” will enjoy the new 3D, stop-animation film “Coraline.” Both are from the director, Henry Selick, who seems to enjoy adding a much needed dark twist to children’s movies. “Coraline,” is certainly not as overtly dark as “The Nightmare Before Christmas.” Aesthetically it appears a lot sweeter. But the genius of the film is that even in the prettiest of scenes (no Jack Skeleton here), the viewer feels constantly on edge; something scary and ugly could take place at any moment.
Coraline Jones (voiced by Dakota Fanning) and her parents (Teri Hatcher and John Hodgman) have just moved from Michigan to Oregon and into a large, Victorian, family-share home. Coraline’s parents are busy with work and pay little attention to her, so she begins to explore the house. Mostly she finds leaky windows, strange neighbors, and dusty corners. She does happen upon a miniature door, but it’s been filled with bricks. Her only playmate is the landlord’s grandson, Wybie Lovat. But Wybie is a bit eccentric and Coraline finds him annoying and weird – especially after he gives her a doll in her likeness.
One night, after an inedible dinner, Coraline revisits the tiny door and finds it no longer filled in. It connects to a tunnel that leads to Coraline’s “other house.” That house is bright and clean with no leaky windows. There’s an enchanted garden with flowers that blossom and glow as she passes by. Coraline’s “other mother” and “other father” pay attention to her, cook her favorite meals, and always want to play. They have buttons for eyes – which Coraline finds creepy at first, but after some cake and hot dogs it’s all good.
In the morning she wakes up in her boring old bed. But that night she goes again to the “other house.” There’s the same delicious dinner and beautiful garden, but this time her “other mother” keeps insisting that Coraline should stay – as in forever. While indulgent dinners for the rest of her life sound great, she’s not so sure she’s ready to leave behind her real parents for good. Soon Coraline finds out what’s really going on in the “other house,” and the true character of her “other mother,” and trust me, no amount of cake and hot dogs could make anyone want to stay.
“Coraline” is adventurous, scrappy, and intelligent – she’s an easy character to root for. And while the 3D glasses gave me a headache after awhile, the animation is fantastic, especially in the “other house” scenes. The characters are weird and make fun use of their oddly-shaped bodies, a certain style of Selick’s. Also characteristic of Selick was the humor. He made sure that adults can enjoy the film but also gave credit to a child’s ability to grasp darker humor. There were a few moments when the pace could have quickened, where the animators seemed to be saying “Hey, check out what we did!” But in the end, it didn’t matter. “Coraline” took over three years to make, so I can forgive a little self-indulgence.

Transformers 2 Super Bowl Spot

February 1st, 2009 | Posted by Joy Hogger in Film | News - (0 Comments)

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Transformers 2 looks like it has much bigger robots than transformers one. That will be the explanation given in the movie to why Shia Labeouf’s hand is wrapped in bandages.
Prediction.
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