popcardz Ill Trade You 5 Jessica Biels For 1 Megan Fox
What do Derek Jeter and Scarlett Johansson have in common? The baseball player and the actress both have trading cards. Beginning in November, PopCardz is launching a new line of celebrity trading cards. The series — which includes Johansson, Jessica Alba, Hayden Panettiere, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Megan Fox and Jessica Biel among others — is sanctioned by the stars themselves is being launched by entertainment product company A-List Global Media.

Matlin Headlines ‘Dancing With The Stars’

February 18th, 2008 | Posted by James K in News - (0 Comments)

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“Dancing With The Stars” loves an underdog. Heather Mills competed with a prosthetic leg. Now it’s deaf actress Marlee Matlin’s turn. Matlin headlines the 12 celebrities who will appear in the latest installment of ABC’s hit ballroom dance show, set for March 17. “Deaf people can do anything except hear. My deafness will limit my ability only if I let it,” Matlin, 42, told “USA Today.”

The rest of the field:
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Paris Is The Pudding

January 15th, 2008 | Posted by James K in News - (0 Comments)

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Katherine Hepburn… Jane Fonda… Lucille Ball… Meryl Streep… and Paris Hilton? Yep. They are all Harvard Lampoon’s “Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year.” Hilton, the 26-year-old “actress-socialite”, as the Associated Press describes her, will visit Harvard on Feb. 6 to accept her award.

And don’t forget, Hilton’s latest film, “The Hottie and the Nottie,” opens on Feb. 8.

gary Get Out Your Check Books! Gary Colemans Pants Are Up For Auction!
In what might be a side-effect of the writers strike (or just business as usual at the Coleman estate), Gary is currently auctioning off an autographed pair of his pants on Ebay.

Here are a pair of Gap Athletic Pants that Gary Coleman wore. He signed the back pocket. The material is 100% Polyester. The color is Khaki, with blue, green, and white stripes down the Sides. The pants are from Gap Kids the Size is XL 12 Regular. This pair would be perfect for any child who loves gary or for anyone who loves his memorabilia.

The auction is currently up to $93, which means currently, Gary Coleman’s crotch filth + signature are worth about $35. Not bad, not bad at all.

[Gary Coleman's Gap Athletic Pants SIGNED!!!]

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Jennifer Love’s Bikini Battle Cry

December 7th, 2007 | Posted by James K in News - (0 Comments)

jlh Jennifer Loves Bikini Battle Cry
The Bikini Wars continue to heat up. People magazine has Jennifer Love Hewitt on its cover. Hewitt, 28, the star of “Ghost Whisperer,” became a heroine to women struggling with body image when she leashed out at idiot Internet critics who posted unflattering bathing-suit photos of her on a Hawaii beach recently. Jennifer Love, who has been admired more for her cleavage than her acting ability, showed great spunk, telling women to embrace their bodies.

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong.

Good thing it’s December or we’d have Bikinipalooza across the country.