Another lame greeting card without a personal note and maybe what appears to be some signatures. Children fidgeting in clothes they hate, and reminding you how life threateningly bored they are. Husband has checked out since he gave you the card and crusty supermarket flowers with a smile on his face that said, “Wow, don’t you feel appreciated. Don’t cha? Please, by all means, brag to your friends. ”

Like the martyr you are, you started the day with a positive attitude, little to no expecati0ns (so you say),  and a whatever- happens-happens attitude. You just want spend your special day, yet another day, with the same people, doing the same things on a day that  “honors” spending day after day with the same people, doing the same things.

Of course that pipe dream lasts for all of a few hours. And just like that, the hardest job is also becomes the most thankless. It probably died on the way to restaurant where the line was about as long as faces standing it.

So thankless it seems that moms to turn scandalous trysts with reckless abandon, according to Ashley Madison, the premier infidelity site, which polled more 14,000 of its married female members and released its findings in the following press release on PR Web:

“While Mother’s Day might not have the implicit romance factor of Valentine’s Day or an anniversary, it’s a holiday that compels women to reflect on their relationships,” says Noel Biderman, CEO

More married women join AshleyMadison.com the day following Mother’s Day than any other day out of the year. Last year, there was a 439% increase over a typical Monday with over 15,000 women signing up to pursue a discreet affair in one day alone.

Holy great unmet expectations Batman! A 439% increase in ONE DAY! That number is just staggering or 2012 was a low point for husbands and boyfriends everywhere, tsk tsk. Any mother could understand how another lousy Mother’s Day could be the straw that breaks the lazy and ungrateful camel’s back. But would lead you to infidelity? Would it lead to women to infidelity in droves?

Fellas, take note. If you think your baby mama is too exhausted, too busy or not sneaky enough to pull off an affair, think again. This morning on a local radio show, DJs on the topic of infidelity asserted “women are much better at it.” I am not condoning infidelity or the web site. Personally, I find the concept disgusting, immoral and tawdry. It is this smut that tears at the fabric of society, however, I confess that I have read more than six articles. Research, its part of my job, duh.

I bet you don’t know what is the most popular establishments cheaters go on dates? I’ll give you a hint, once you know the answer, the term  “medium rare” will take on a whole meaning.

So moms and dads, how was your Mother’s Day? Anyone going to Outback this weekend?