It’s In The Bag!

March 27th, 2013 | Posted by James K in Food | Pop Culture - (0 Comments)

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Try to contain yourself. Dorito-Lay is putting Taco Bell’s Doritos Locos Tacos in a bag. They hit stores on April 8.

Doritos is supporting the new launch with a Twitter contest in which users are are urged to respond by answering this question: “How bold will you go for a pallet of Doritos Locos Tacos tortilla chips?” The winner gets 66 11-ounce bags of Doritos Locos Tacos Nacho Cheese-and-Crunchy Taco-flavored tortilla chips and 66 11-ounce bags of Doritos Locos Tacos Cool Ranch-and-Crunchy Taco-flavored tortilla chips.

Sandwich Monday Goes Fishing

February 28th, 2013 | Posted by James K in Food | Humor - (0 Comments)

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There are strange, new and interesting foods out there, America. Grilled Cheese with Mac N’ Cheese, the Reuben Egg Roll and Country-Fried Bacon. NPR’s Sandwich Monday has sampled them all recently.

The humorists at “Wait! Wait! Don’t Tell Me,” who serve up Sandwich Monday, tasted McDonald’s Fish McBites this week. (JoyHog tried some too. Our review: “More fun than fish sticks. Our cats thought so too.)

Sandwich Monday by Ian Chillag:

The McDonald’s menu is a sacred document, like the Constitution. You can’t just add things willy-nilly. It took hard work and sacrifice to add the Fourth Amendment, the McRib, and the Twenty-third Amendment, the Snack Wrap. Now, a new item called Fish McBites seeks ratification.

Miles: Fish McBites — for the bottom feeder in all of us.

Ian: I can’t wait to wash this down with McDonald’s new Chumrock Shake.

Mike: This is great for Catholics at Easter. Few things capture the spirit of Lent more than the words, “I’ll have the Fish McBites.”

(more…)

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“30 Rock” was the best comedy on TV for seven sweet seasons. It was be missed, but will live on in syndication… and in ice cream freezers. Ben & Jerry’s announced that it will reveal a flavor celebrating the NBC series, which airs its series finale on Jan. 31. The secret flavor will be unveiled at a New York City finale party, steps from the namesake building at Rockefeller Center.

Super Bowl! How To Party Like A Champ

January 30th, 2013 | Posted by Karen in Food | Sports | Television - (0 Comments)

 

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Sunday is Super Bowl roman numeral, roman numeral, roman numeral. Don’t be condescending, I may not know football but I know Super Bowl parties. How do I know, the big game is Sunday? Because it’s BOGO chips and soda galore at the supermarket, that’s how.

Pity me, if you must or blame it on my daddy or the men in my life, none of whom are “into” football so you can say I’ve been blessed (or cursed, depending on how you see it). Touchdown: me! But, like any self-respecting American, I take full advantage of the day to show off my party girl skills as both guest and hostess.

The following are a few easy peasy lemon squeezy party ideas sure to make your Super Bowl party a winner. Oh, and some stats because what would a Super Bowl be without random stats.

1. Holy guacamole and chips, Batman! An estimated 8 million pounds of avocados and 11.2 million pounds of potato chips will be sold for Sunday. And what is a chip without a dip? A thought too harrowing so let’s get to dipping.

Cilantro Lime Guacamole

If you want to get really crazy, substitute the corn chips for blue corn tortilla chips. Better yet, tell everyone to bring their own bag.

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2. Refreshments anyone? What better way to wash down all the sodium but with some sugar. More than $2.37 million dollars will be spent on soda. Use one or both of  these punch bowl recipes to show off team spirit.

Blood-Red Cherry Punch

 

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Purple and Black Punch

 

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3. You must have a cheese platter. After a few sips of punch, party goers will want to form special teams and scrimmage on your football field of dairy. San Francisco cheddar vs.  Baltimore bleu cheese. No recipe needed just look at the platter below and make your own variation.

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4. Chocolate-covered strawberry footballs. A treat for the eyes and taste buds.

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Simply buy the chocolate of your choice and melt according to package instructions; half strawberries and set on a parchment paper covered cookie sheet; drizzle melted chocolate onto strawberries and cool in fridge to set chocolate. For the white icing detail use Betty Crocker Cup Cake icing (in a canister with decorating attacments). And, voila! You are officially a Super Bowl hostess with the mostess.

Random Super Bowl facts.

* The Super Bowl is the second highest day for food consumption after Thanksgiving.

* 48 million people will order take out or delivery.

* Domino’s estimates it will deliver more than 11 million slices of pizza.

* Party goers will consume more than 27 billions calories and 1.8 billion grams of fat from chips.

* An estimated 51.7 million cases of beer will be sold.

* Stores report a 20% increase in antacid sales the day after.

Now This Is A CHEESE-Burger

January 8th, 2013 | Posted by James K in Food - (0 Comments)

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Attention: L.A. JoyHogs. Head to Juicy Lucy, a new downtown hamburger stand in the Figat7th center, and try one of these.

According to Thrillist, each patty is infused with a mix of brie, white American, and Swiss, then steeped in wine and aerated with nitrogen to give ‘em a consistency they describe as “lava-like.” Then each is cooked in a controlled vapor oven for super moistness.

And for those vegetarian JoyHogs:

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French fries smothered with cheese and sriracha.

Snackcakepocalypse

November 17th, 2012 | Posted by James K in Food | Pop Culture - (0 Comments)

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Hall of Heroes Super Hero Museum’s photo mourns Hostess Brands bankruptcy announcement that will put an end to the air-puffed, sugar-soaked, corn-fed American snack cake… that is, unless another company steps up and saves the Twinkie.

Twinkie The Kid, Dead At 85 — Huffington Post

Do We Dip Them In The Egg Nog?

October 12th, 2012 | Posted by James K in Food - (0 Comments)

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Can’t have a holiday party without them.