About: John

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John Merchant

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John Merchant is a multi-dimensional wizard of the third degree who spends his days talking with dragons, working on films, hatching schemes, playing the lute, and consuming as much media as possible. His lab is currently located in Brooklyn beside the talking willow tree. He has never been mistaken for Antonio Banderas, so please don’t ask. As co-founder and hair club president of Weapons of Mass Productions with (strictly plutonic) partner Patrick Sarni, he has made little money, but earned the respect of dozens. But as they say, “Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket.” That’s right, a Perry Como reference.

Posts by John:

• 12 Feb 2010 Toy Story 3: Trailer 2

• 27 Jul 2007 The Simpsons Couch Gag Deluxe Boxed Set

• 18 Jul 2007 The Shark is Still Working Trailer

• 12 Jul 2007 Bill and Ted’s Heinous (Straight-to-Video) Misadventure

• 22 Jun 2007 Indiana Jones and the Weary Bones

• 19 Jun 2007 National Lampoon: Please Stop Making Movies

• 19 Jun 2007 Across the Universe Poster

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