- Alec Baldwin. After latest Twitter meltdown, actor vows that he will never tweet again. Good luck.
- The Lone Ranger. “Like watching an elephant tap dance in your living room.” — Ty Burr, Boston Globe.
- Statue of Liberty. Lady Liberty reopens on the 4th.
- Homer Bailey. Cincinnati Reds pitcher throws second career no-hitter.
- Long John Silver’s Big Catch. The “worst restaurant meal in America.”
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