SIZZLING

• Wynonna Judd. Never say never. Five-time Grammy-winning country star finally says yes to Dancing With The Stars.
• Madonna. Concert queen tops Billboard’s Moneymakers list for 2012.
• David Bowie. New album The Next Day described as “Thought-provoking, strange and filled with great songs” by The Guardian.
• Rudyard Kipling. Fifty unpublicized poems from popular English writer discovered.

FIZZLING

• Iranian Fars News Agency. Digitally alters Michelle Obama‘s Oscar dress to cover her bare arms.
• The Onion. Apologizes for vulgar tweet, calling 9-year-old Quvenzhane Wallis the C-word.
• Ikea Meatballs. Stop horsing around with one of our favorite foods.