These are the Twitter Olympics, and for sure enjoyment and exhilaration, no one beats actor Samuel L. Jackson’s patriotic, passionate and profane tweets. If you haven’t been following Uncle Samuel, do so now.

Some of his best so far:

• OK! Getting that MOLYMPICPHUKKEN Fevah! GO TEAM USA!!!!!
• Now, for that Field Hockey Gold….how we feelin’? Speak up MUFEXPERTFUKKUHZ!
• Ahhight!! Good MUPFUGHKEAN Beamin’!! Looking’ solid. Still wanna put foot to those judges asses though!
• Got slightly HOSED on that apparatus pass, but no gag reel sh*t for the gals! Go USA!
• BUTTAFUQQINFLY WORLD RECORD!!!! Dayummmm! Go USA!
• Americans getting BONED on Sync Diving scores!
• Tried to watch Boxing, BORING! Might need to change to UFC/MMA style to draw interest!
• Water Polo!!! As dope as always! Speed, tuffness, durability. STRONG SWIMMAFOUGKAHZ!
• Woke up to 16 yr old Ariel Hsing dusting ass in Ping Pong for USA!! btw, when did BB gun become an Olympic sport?
• Told y’all, ladies weightlifting drama! Lil’ babes, picking up heavy sh*t!
• Bout to shut it down. Looks like Romania ain’t what it used to be…in gymnastics.prolly gon fall asleep to that White Water Kayaking!

Won’t it be cool to see Jackson replace Bob Costas as host one of these nights.