• In all of Hollywood, there is not one person that can do a good Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation.
  • California is just one tremor away from sinking into what appears to be a black hole.
  • Limo’s are built with titanium frames that can plow through parked cars and buildings.
  • Even under life and death circumstances, people still argue about the quickest route to the airport.
  • Studio executives secretly want to watch Los Angeles sink into Hell.