• Dr. Pepper is making good on its promise to give a free soda to everyone in America now that Gun N’ Roses’ “Chinese Diplomacy” is out. Rolling Stone gave “the most anticipated record of all time” four stars.
  • “How I Met Your Mother” has produced back-to-back Seinfeld-esque classics, following last week’s “Woo Girls” with this week’s “Naked Man.”
  • Heidi and Spencer eloped in Mexico this week. Please stay there.
  • DVR use has doubled in the past year. Most recorded show? “The Office.”
  • Twins are in. The Ikki Twins (Rikki and Vikki) are replacing Tila Tequila on MTV’s now-named “Double Shot at Love” (premieres Dec. 9). Playboy has a double-the-pleasure centerfold, featuring Colorado co-eds Jennifer and Natalie Campbell. Cuter than the Ikkis, I see a TV show in their future.