It was a fun rumor while it lasted… Sarah Palin on the “Desperate Housewives” season finale. The Alaska governor is a hot commodity with tons of possibilities. Here are some other suggestions that are high on the Hog list:

  • Headline the “Real Wives of Wasilla”
  • Shake it on “Dancing With The Stars.”
  • Team with husband Todd the snow-blower on “The Amazing Race.”
  • Moose hunting show on The Outdoor Channel.
  • Bonnie Hunt-style syndicated talk show.
  • WNBA analyst for ESPN.
  • Star in remake of “Northern Exposure”
  • Pose for Playboy… on a fur rug… in front of a roaring fire… fondling a hockey stick.