• Lindsay Lohan says she’s not a lesbian but she may be bisexual in a December Harper’s Bazaar cover story.
  • Jennifer Aniston, looking great on the cover of the December Vogue, says “What Angelina [Jolie] did was very uncool.”
  • Nicole Kidman will star in “The Danish Girl” as the world’s first post-op transsexual — and will be married to Charlize Theron. “The Danish Girl” is the true story of artists Einar and Greta Wegener.
  • Heidi Montag (and useless boyfriend Spencer) will appear on a January episode of “How I Met Your Mother.”
  • Jaden Smith, Will’s 10-year-old son, will star in a “Karate Kid” remake. So who will get the Pat Morita role?