Paris Hilton may get some votes. Her hilarious spoof ad, in response to the unauthorized use of her image by Sen. John McCain in his recent ad, drew more than three million views the first day it appeared on FunnyOrDie.com (which has been in a slump.)

I am, like, totally ready to lead… I’ll see you at the debate, bitches.

And we totally dig Rhianna as her running mate.