Finally, the wait is over. Dimension Films announced yesterday that they would be “re-starting the “Scream” franchise with Scream 4.” Of course no other details were announced so I have taken it upon myself to cast the fourth installment.
First Neve Campbell and Courtney Cox’s roles will be diminished to cameo’s. Megan Fox will be cast as the lead because people think she is attractive and she also looks like she might slit someones throat. McLovin will fill the shoes of the crazy/funny friend who has a keen knowledge about the history of the suburban killings. Chace Crawford will be the pretty but questionable boyfriend. Evangeline Lilly will play the hot adult (be it mom/reporter/soccer coach) and Vanessa Hutchins will play the girl trying to break out of being cast in Disney movies.