And, here we go. After painstakingly reviewing the original trilogy, and even digging up Jones’ wonder years, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull has finally made its official premier at Cannes; and I have seen it. Months of anticipation have finally been satisfied. I know the answers to all the nail-biting rumors concerning skull powers, paternity, alien’s, skull masked characters, Area 51, CGI, Sean Connery, Indiana Jones 5 (well, maybe not that one).

You will have to wait till Wednesday for JP’s official spoiler-free review, but I think it’s safe to reveal that audiences will not be disappointed.