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Well this makes no sense at all. Matthew McConaughey has been offered the role of Thomas Magnum, the former Navy Seal turned reluctant detective. Formally played by Tom Selleck as a down and dirty but ruggidly charming private investigator, McConaughey’s Magnum will no doubt involve a lot of waxed chests and use of the phrase “alright, alright, alright.” I have used the magic of photoshop to render what a Magnumed McConaughey will look like. Glorious.