• No Country For Old Men wins Best Picture. “Totally Lamesville” exclaimed Juno.
  • A newly sober Linday Lohan explores new ways to get the attention of Best Week Ever.
  • Mattel releases Heath Ledger inspired action figure. Everyone feeling a little awkward about it.
  • New blog features comic strip with a solo Jon Arbuckle. Proves funnier than the original Garfiled strips. Movie deal already in development.
  • A finance savvy Specner Pratt devises a plan to profit from people despising him.
  •  A resolution to project “Save FNL” seems to be coming close. Although, we did loose Las Vegas in the process. Farewell Montecito Hotel.