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The fusion of Paris Hilton with canned champagne comes as natural as Emeril Lagasse with kitchen knives or Kathy Lee with child-labor produced children’s clothes; It’s just good business.

The first press photo of Hilton and the new canned champagne, Rich Prosecco, has her naked and tinted in gold (simulating the same pose she had when we saw her nude and tinted in green) apparently longing for a little celebration in a can.

Unfortunately you won’t be able to ring in the New Year with the sweet sounds of perforating aluminum as the canned beverage won’t be available in the states till mid 2008. Frowny Face.