The Bikini Wars continue to heat up. People magazine has Jennifer Love Hewitt on its cover. Hewitt, 28, the star of “Ghost Whisperer,” became a heroine to women struggling with body image when she leashed out at idiot Internet critics who posted unflattering bathing-suit photos of her on a Hawaii beach recently. Jennifer Love, who has been admired more for her cleavage than her acting ability, showed great spunk, telling women to embrace their bodies.

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong.

Good thing it’s December or we’d have Bikinipalooza across the country.