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Just in time for the first Sunday of the season (“Go Pats”), Blender has compiled its list of the “Top 10 NFL Stadium Anthems That Must Be Retired” and proposed replacements.

10. “Blitzkrieg Bop” by Ramones; replace with “Unskinny Bop” by Poison
9. “We’re Not Gonna Take It” by Twisted Sister; “Surrender” by Cheap Trick
8. “Hells Bells” by AC/DC; “Rock The Bells” by LL Cool J.
7. “Pump It Up” by Elvis Costello; “It’s Oh So Quiet” by Bjork
6. “I Got You (I Feel Good)” by Jams Brown; “Hurt” by Johnny Cash
5. “It’s My Life” by Bon Jovi; “Dance of Death” by Iron Maiden
4. “Song 2” by Blur; “Sad Songs (Say So Much)” by Elton John
3. “Unbelievable” by EMP and “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba; whale calls, a Bartoli aria, a Fox News simulcast
2. “Rock & Roll, Pt. 2” by Gary Glitter; “Deeper Shade of Soul” by Urban Dance
1. “We Will Rock you” by Queen; “Please Don’t Rock Me Tonight” by Fountains of Wayne