NBC announced recently that they will be bringing ‘American Gladiators’ back to television! My fingers are crossed for Nitro, Turbo, and Laser cameo’s. My other wishes include the return of American flag spandex and testosterone infused women playing elaborate Nerf games.

Show will follow eight gladiators — four men and four women — as they take on contestants both male and female. This time, in a new wrinkle, the players will be given the opportunity to train for their match — and viewers will be given a glimpse of their personalities prior to the actual competish.

Wan’t to apply?! I bet you do! Just head on over to NBC to get your application. It should be noted though that brute strength, drive to compete, and past experiences with drugs, alcohol, rehab, and/or jail time might be required.