Apparently The Donald is after Lohan, Spears, and Hilton for his “celebrity” edition of The Apprentice. The trio, once known for flashing their Vajaja’s all over town, soon might have say in Trump’s fortune 500 companies. How wonderful.

The real-estate titan says he wants the train-wreck triumvirate of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears for the next edition of the show, which will be a midseason entry at NBC. Trump tells the New York Post, in typically self-promotional fashion, that he’s already talking with Spears, has heard of Hilton’s interest and plans to contact Lohan soon as well, presumably following her rehab stint.

I’ll watch if only to see what happens when Trump tells the two rehab rejects and the convicted felon that they are “Fired.”