On the subway this morning, I saw a newspaper with some appalling headline about how one of the Harry Potter reviews has spoiled the ending. I was immediately peeved and terrified that news of the final chapters may find some way to me before I get a chance to see it in Rowling’s own words. Who are these f@$%ing people who want to be “that guy” who ruins the surprise? What kind of skeezeball would do such a thing? But I will not even attempt to find out who the culprit is until after my weekend of reading. I will lock myself in my apartment, silence the blackberry, and avoid all websites like the plague. Tonight, we should all be able to discover the ending together. Except, of course, if you’re lucky enough to live in Europe where you have a head start of a few hours. Let’s all discover it together and lynch the crappy reporters on Monday. Mmkay?