In the long, illustrious tradition of “Van Wilder” and “Van Wilder 2: The One Without Van Wilder” comes a new classic “Ratko: The Dictator’s Son”. This dirtbomb stars a whole bunch of second-tier Z-listers from historical contributions such as “Napoleon Dynamite”, “Saved by the Bell”, and “Agent Cody Banks”. Two half-points in this dogpile’s favor come from the casting of Charles Fleischer, voice of Roger Rabbit, and Curtis Armstrong, better known as Booger from “Revenge of the Nerds”. You’ll never believe the plot: a fish-out-of-water story about a dictator’s son who heads to America to attend college! INSANITY! Seriously, National Lampoon, we need to talk. Remember “Animal House” and “Vacation”? Those were good movies. I’m not sure where you went astray, but maybe it’s time to step back and look at your life. John Belushi is spinning (and drinking whiskey) in his grave.