Over on “The View,” where Rosie’s face is still on the website (and methinks on the coffee mugs, too), the American Idol kids stopped by to kick off their big tour. Jordin was a beautiful chanteuse yet again, and Blake was very charming. Barbara asked him about how he got into the whole beat thing, and exactly how one does it. Then Elizabeth asked him if he was single, to which he said something about wanting to keep his private life private. This is how a non-story becomes a story, people. Will this be one of those things that I never even thought about, yet the simple power of suggestion from this week’s cast of “The View” has my interested piqued?

Perhaps I should stop watching television and do something with my life. Yeah.