Well it looks like Potter fans will have another social outlet other than the Barnes and Noble midnight book parties. Universal Studios announced the other day that they will be launching a Harry Potter theme park, appropriately titled “The Wizarding World of Harry Potter.” Here kids will be able to eat all the chocolate frogs and ear wax jelly beans they desire, further suppressing the urge to enter the dating scene or move out of their parents house. I am hoping that David Blane will perch himself atop Dumbledore’s fiberglass castle for a week straight without food or water. Then those losers will see what real magic is.