plastics.jpgOk now people get ready for the future of all of award shows. Drop the Cheetos and chocolate cake…grab your girdle, push up bra or enhancement garment of choice and get ready for this…The worlds first “Cosmetic Surgery and Anti-aging Awards the – Beauty Enhancement Awards.” This award show will celebrate…and I quote – “Natural Beauty with Enhancement”…

So here is the scoop – this event will have online and televised judging with a panel of top surgeons, beauty professionals, and celebrity judges. Some of the categories will be: best makeover (in different age groups), best liposuction, best breast augmentation, best tummy tuck, and best plastic surgeon…etc…

Go to the website www.makemeheal.com for more information as well as a chance to cast your vote or if you have had some work done yourself, its open to the public so go ahead and enter giiiirrrrlll!

O.K. WAIT…its not always as it seems…

Winners will receive a combination of products and proceeds from the event will benefit associations that provide reconstructive procedures for people with congenital defects, casualties of war, and breast cancer research. Now, that’s nice ?

Im sorry people, but this just makes me bitter…Note for the Public – Girls and Boys – you look fabulous just the way you are…there is no need to go out today and get a boob job just so you can win this award…although I may make a quick appointment for some Lypo. See you all on the Red Carpet!