Well it’s about time! The Anna Nicole Bio pic has been green lit. The story that hundreds of bored American housewives are just dying to know. Sparing no expense, Willa Ford, of “So You Think You Can Dance” fame has been locked to play the role. The story chronicles her life from 17 years old until her death. If I had things my way, the whole story would be narrated by Morgan Freeman and directed by Jay Chandrasekhar.