I am Patrick’s Bathroom Shelf by Joy Hogger | Mar 13, 2007 | The Rant | 4 comments 4 Comments almond joy on March 13, 2007 at 7:17 pm you are quite the metro-sexual if that is in fact all of your product…. Patrick on March 13, 2007 at 7:35 pm don’t you judge me. I do it all for the podcast. John on March 14, 2007 at 5:54 am sweet lord, man…it takes all of that to look like an unkempt pirate? Emily on March 14, 2007 at 11:02 am I know the real Patrick Sarni…and the only thing he uses on that shelf daily is the deodorant. Everything is is mayyybe monthly. and by everything else i mean his razor.