Like a flame to dry brush, rumors of Scarlett Johansson playing porn star Jenna Jameson in a bio pic about her life have flooded the internet. The rumor started when Jameson told FHM magazine that she would love Scarlett to play her in the film, “She’s my choice. I think she’s beautiful”. Well duh. Now I’m not trying to crush the dreams of 16 year old boys across the globe but honestly, there hasn’t been such an absurd match up since George Clooney thought to himself, “I would be perfect for Batman.” Of course both girls are beautiful, but Scarlett, she looks so innocent and naïve, and supple. Sunny seems like a nice adjective, but I don’t know how I would place it. Words that will never be used to describe Jenna Jameson. So I have taken it upon myself (and time out of my busy day) to list the more likely candidates for the role in which the producers should look into. Here are a couple: Britney Spears, Tara Reid, Lindsey Lohan, Elisha Cuthbert, Nicollette Sheridan, Ashley (or Mary-Kate) Olsen, Sienna Miller, Sandra Oh, Hillary Swank. Mull it over, tell me what you think.