Gotta love New York City…

YOU: The A-Hole who tripped me as I was walking up the stairs at the subway 51st and Lex Subway station.
ME: The tall red head who was TRYING to be courteous to the older woman in front of me with the cane (o.k. brainiac…this was why were were going slow)
YOU: STEPPED ON MY NEW SHOES AND PUSHED ME OUT OF THE WAY
ME: Fell forward and happened to show my ass to Manhattan…did you notice I was wearing a skirt?
ME AGAIN: “Oh excuse me I’m sorry” (in a sweet southern accent)
YOU: Looked back without a care and then side swiped the woman I was trying to let go before me.
MESSAGE TO YOU – Is your life so damn important that you are entitled to mow people over before coffee?
Two words – “Suck it”